Something worth to read

 *Something worth to read*

Today I *donated* my watch, phone and Rs500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.😬

2. I miss the times when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I *left the lion's gate open*. I mean who would steal a lion?🤭

3. I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. *Nobody tells me* what to do.“ Then I said, "turn left".🤨

🙄Why do supermarkets make the sick walk *all the way to the back of the store* to get to the Pharmacy for their prescriptions   while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?🤔*

🙄Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and yet get a *diet coke*?🤔

🙄Why do banks leave the vault doors open and then *chain the pens* on the counter tops?🤔

 🙄Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our *useless junk* in the garage?🤔

🙄Why does the sun lighten our hair, *but* darkens our skin?🤔

🙄Why can't women put on mascara with their *mouth closed* 😵‍💫

🙄Why is *'abbreviated'* such a long word?🧐

🙄Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do *'practice'?😇*

🙄Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with *real* lemons?🤪

🙄Why is the man who invests all your money called a *broker?*😔

🙄Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the *rush hour?*😏

🙄Why do they sterilize the needle for *lethal* injections? 🤔

🙄You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

*Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??*😉

🙄Why don't sheep *shrink* when it rains, whereas sweaters of wool, do?🤪

🙄Why are they called apartments *when they are all stuck together?*😏

🙄If flying is so safe, *why do they call the airport the terminal?*😠

😜Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread this stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to

(maybe even a chuckle)...

😜 😋 *We all need to smile once in a while. A day without laughter* is a

*DAY Wasted !*🤩